Are you there God?

Ah....da....
Sa vedeti ce le-a mai gandit mintea baietilor care tot strica internetul asta.
Pe siteul asta IGod puteti discuta online cu God.Dar aveti grija ca stie doar engleza.
Mai jos aveti convorbirea mea :D

Me:
yo...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
wassup man? :D
God:
Tell me more about your . I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm just chillin'
God:
Only just? Good gossip: you are chillin.
Me:
yeah man. how bout you?
God:
Whoa. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me?
Me:
yeah man
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You are a " he""? I said it.
Me:
These aren't the droids you're lookin' for?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
the little bulky one and the gay golden one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
the ones runnin' from Darth Vader
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
tzallright
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
not really
Me:

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
offf.... I have a bad feelin' about this
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
i think claudiu may be a cocalar
God:
You believe that? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i don't know man:|
God:
Would you like to know? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
r2d2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
that's darth vader
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
What does mine say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Forza Steaua!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
all the way
God:
You don't hold anything back, do you?
Me:
noway man
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
I do?
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
roger
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no, I did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
ok man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Far out.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
gotta go man
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.