marți, 24 februarie 2009

Are you there God?





Ah....da....
Sa vedeti ce le-a mai gandit mintea baietilor care tot strica internetul asta.
Pe siteul asta IGod puteti discuta online cu God.Dar aveti grija ca stie doar engleza.
Mai jos aveti convorbirea mea :D

Me:
yo...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
wassup man? :D
God:
Tell me more about your . I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm just chillin'
God:
Only just? Good gossip: you are chillin.
Me:
yeah man. how bout you?
God:
Whoa. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me?
Me:
yeah man
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You are a " he""? I said it.
Me:
These aren't the droids you're lookin' for?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
the little bulky one and the gay golden one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
the ones runnin' from Darth Vader
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
tzallright
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
not really
Me:

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
offf.... I have a bad feelin' about this
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
i think claudiu may be a cocalar
God:
You believe that? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
i don't know man:|
God:
Would you like to know? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
r2d2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
that's darth vader
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
What does mine say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Forza Steaua!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
all the way
God:
You don't hold anything back, do you?
Me:
noway man
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
I do?
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
roger
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no, I did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
ok man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Far out.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
gotta go man
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.

marți, 17 februarie 2009

De ce nu am facut sex pana acum?

Hai ca e veche treaba si, daca citesti acum acest articol, probabil stii deja ca pe net circula treaba cu bla bla bla "intreaba pe primul/prima din lista ta de mesager "de ce nu am facut-o pana acum?"" etc etc

Ca sa nu lungesc prea mult....rezultatele mele:


Adrian: intrebare
mada: spune
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
mada : smile.gif)
mada: what?
Adrian: pai
Adrian: raspunde
Adrian: e o simpla intrebare
mada: nu stiu
Adrian: ...
Adrian: noa
Adrian: cum nu?
mada: ce ti se pare asa ciudat..nu am raspunsurile la toate intrebarile
mada: deal with it
Adrian: totusi
Adrian: un raspuns acolo
Adrian:
mada: nush
mada: da` ce ti`o venit?
Adrian: sunt curios doar
Adrian: nu e nimic
Adrian: smile.gif
Adrian: vreau doar sa stiu de la tine
mada: biggrin.gif
mada: na...dream on
mada: habar nu am
Adrian: pai zi si tu acolo un raspuns
Adrian: care iti vine
Adrian: Doamne
mada: nu imi vine niciunu
Adrian: of
Adrian: biggrin.gif
Adrian: http://forum.
Adrian: intra aici
Adrian: tongue.gif

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Adrian: Iulia
Adrian: ai 2 min?
Iulia : da
Iulia : fix 2
Adrian: vreau sa te intreb ceva
Adrian: daca se poate
Iulia : spune
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Iulia : te plicitisesti rau?
Adrian: nu
Adrian: doar intreb
Iulia : pt ca nu a fost cazu
Iulia :
Adrian: sa zicem ca e acceptabil
Adrian: intra aici
Adrian: http://forum.

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Adrian: mah
Adrian: esti?
Monica: bah
Monica: ce vrei?
Adrian: auzi
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Monica : x(
Monica : pt ca n-am vrut eu
Adrian: mda
Adrian: reao
Adrian: http://forum.
Monica : /:)
Adrian: du-te inapoi la invatat

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Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Florina: =))
Florina:
Adrian: ...
Adrian: pai zi
Florina: tu ce crezi
Florina: ??
Adrian: nu stiu
Adrian: vreau sa aud de la tine
Florina: pt ca nu am simtit nevoia
Adrian: raspuns bun

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Adrian: ce faci?
Raluca : ma duc sa fac dus
Adrian: auzi
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Raluca: de vreo 22 de ani aud
Adrian: nu e raspuns bun
Raluca : Adi te-ai imbatat?
Adrian: nu
Adrian: doar intreb
Raluca : esti arcit si creierul tau este orivat de oxigen?
Raluca : *racit
Raluca : *privat
Adrian: privat
Adrian: mda
Adrian: nu
Adrian: doar intreb
Adrian: Doamne
Adrian: ce e asa mare scofala?
Adrian: zi de ce nu si gata
Raluca : pt ca cerul este albastru, apa este uda si fara oxigen nu putem supravietui pe Pamant
Adrian: of Doamne
Adrian: poti fii serioasa un minut?!
Raluca : da
Raluca : sunt f serioasa
Adrian: http://forum.
Adrian: varza
Adrian: intra acolo
Adrian:
Raluca : cand cele trei elemente pe care le-am enumerat mai sus nu vor mai fii in starea pe acre am identificat-o tot mai sus atunci noi 2 o sa facem sex
Raluca : e bine asa?
Adrian: fi
Adrian: cu un i
Adrian:
Adrian: intra acolo

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Adrian: tu georgiana
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Georgiana :
Georgiana :
Adrian: zi mah
Georgiana : pai de ce am fi facut?
Adrian: intai raspunde la intrebarea mea
Georgiana : pai de ce am fi facut?
Adrian: ca e fain
Adrian: acum raspunde tu
Georgiana : you're my fried
Georgiana : and i don't **** friends
Adrian: corect

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Adrian: noi doi de ce nu am facut-o?
tanya: ;;)
tanya: k io nu o mai fac cu baieti
tanya: wink.gif
Adrian: interesant biggrin.gif

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Adrian: Noi de ce nu am facut-o?
Andra: pt ca nu ne iubim...
Adrian: gay!!!

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Adrian: noi 2 de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Andreea: ha?
Adrian: raspunde la intrebare
Andreea: da' ce ai?
Adrian: nimic
Adrian: raspunde
Andreea: pt ca suntem prieteni

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Si asa, pentru amuzamentul vostru:

BUZZ!!!
Adrian: bah
Madalin: da domnule
Madalin:
Adrian: ia zi
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Madalin: plm , nu am avut prezervative
Adrian: da
Adrian: bun raspuns

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Adrian: bah push key
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex niciodata?
Andrei: ce sex iti trebe mah?
Andrei: cine te-o intrebat?
Andrei: aia mica, de are prea mult timp de pierdut acuma?
Adrian: io te intreb pe tine
Adrian: plm
Andrei: poi am facut amandoi ma,
Andrei: da nu impreuna
Adrian: de ce?
Andrei : ce de ce?
Adrian: de ce nu am facut-o impreuna?
Andrei : poi sa se mire prostii, de une sa stiu
Adrian: plm
Andrei: probabil ca amandoi agream sexu cu fete?
Adrian: raspuns cat de cat
Adrian: bah
Adrian: http://forum.
Adrian: intra aici
Adrian: acum
Andrei : na si tu vezi ce scrie acolo
Andrei : persoana de sex opus
Andrei : si tu ma intrebi pe mine?
Adrian: am ramas fara persoane de sex opus
Adrian:

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Adrian: mah
Adrian: noi de ce nu am facut sex pana acum?
Omul pe care l-am putea numi Claudiu: hai sa facem
Adrian: esti gay mah!!!

Si mai sunt dar mi-e lene sa le copy/paste pe toate.
Poate mai incolo...daca sunteti cuminti.

Si inca ceva.

Nu ma judecati!!!
Ca s-asa si voi ati facut treaba asta :))
Suporter Steaua